Creating jobs for women

Creating jobs for women and other strangers…

Job creators care so much about creating jobs …

that they’ve been hard at work, very busy pressing forward with their agenda of creating jobs for women that pay less than jobs for men… and

http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/28/living/vagina-politics/index.html

creating 1,100+ bills against birth control, abortion, contraception and women’s health care, as well as anti gay marriage…

The Republican Party, has long fought big government in favor of privatization, has turned to regulating women’s private parts and people’s sex lives…

and these bills of course have nothing to do with the economy and the taxpayers and money and the deficit and the GOP has nothing against women…the physical conservatives are very fiscal-minded you know…

http://jezebel.com/5910474/exactly-how-much-money-have-fiscal-conservatives-wasted-defending-unconstitutional-abortion-laws

so here are some of the jobs and business profits the Gray Old Pickles are creating…

HELP WANTED…

l.  Peeping toms… since they now have all of these bans and laws in TN, KS, AZ and MS, to name a few states, of course, they must be hiring folks to peep into people’s bedrooms so that everyone can rest assured that no hanky panky illegal business is going on in there

2. Spies, similar to PT’s but these folks tattletale and out gay folks who run for office (such as judges)

3. Signmakers and Truck drivers to drive around town with photos of dead fetuses (do you think that they will also create signs of dead women who died from coat hanger abortions (see 4 below)…

(we could not make this stuffup if we tried)

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/05/15/billboards-of-aborted-fetuses/

4. Babymakers aka sluts, if you have to resort to coat hangers for abortions, Bubba the pro-lifer is ok with you dying… coat hanger producers are expected to reap big profits gearing up to help you with your demise

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/05/15/mississippi/

http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/gop-lawmaker-applauds-coat-hanger-abortions-as-supporting-moral-values/politics/2012/05/15/39614

5. undertakers are on board

6. hiring pharmacists who will refuse to sell birth control to women

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-05-15/business/sns-rt-usa-abortionkansasl1e8gffnm-20120515_1_pharmacists-peter-brownlie-abortion-opponents

7. Psychics who can feel fetal pain and who know before a pregnancy begins are in huge demand in AZ and GA

http://www.rhrealitycheck.org/article/2012/05/01/georgia-governor-signs-unclear-fetal-pain-ban-into-effect

8. Plus, folks to help you wile away the 72 hours before you can have an abortion are needed in Utah

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/home3/54063308-200/wait-abortion-waiting-period.html.csp

9. Someone has to misinform women about abortion and tell teens to just abstain from sex, so a legion of Virgin Informers are being trained by Santorum as we speak

http://www.huffingtonpost.com%2F2012%2F05%2F15%2Fabstinence-only-sex-educa_n_1518903.html

10. Prayer warriors to pray away the gay is a growing occupation, too

Michele Bachmann’s husband is taking applications

Just for fun…

2012 Grammy nominee Linda Chorney joins Venga and Seamus Romney to tell the true story of Seamus’s ride on the roof of Mitt’s car.

http://www.dogsagainstromney.com/2012/05/ballad-of-seamus-romney-music-video.html

any other creative and interesting new jobs that the GOP are creating that you are applying for?

perhaps people to count the hidden millions/billions tax dollars they will not pay. They also need to hire humans to watch over their extra homes and cars or do they have robots for that? how about caretakers for their lobbyists? and lest we not forget the hordes of personnel protecting the moats of their castles, underground shelters and lunar planets, getaway islands to keep them from the unwashed middle-class poor peons?

2 thoughts on “Creating jobs for women

  1. Oh, yes! Women can be hired to provide daycare for all the unwanted children who will be born–but it’ll have to be Govt subsidized because so many of those babies will come from poor families. There will be new job openings in Social Services, too, as these unplanned babies will often lead to a need for welfare. There will be plenty of need for psychologists to counsel all the women who are traumatized by having to carry rape-babies to term, and all the resulting kids who will have to deal with their mothers’ resentment at being forced to birth, pay for and raise them. And government case workers to hunt down the absentee fathers of unwanted kids and garnish their wages. And prison guards to watch all the women who will have to get backroom abortions to avoid becoming unwilling parents to kids they can’t afford.

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