A tale of two mitties

Once upon a time and a Bible written by a bunch of white men

god jehovawitz created a bunch of human beings he hated and deemed only worthy of being smited… (smit?) (smut?) (smutz?)

so he persecuted all but the unborn who he deemed holey in his image (not yet human beings, see above), eggs come before chickens and are therefore better than chickens, except when chickens cross the road first

and sent his only son jeesus (who was really god in disguise) to earth to teach those human beings a lesson about fooling around with women aka sluts like Mary Magdalene and Eve

and told the little fetuses that it it is better to hate gay people and women and aliens and people with funny religions who worship other smaller gods.

Mormons, who marry many sluts and worship money and power and are greedy, are the exception and should GO FOR their reward on earth rather than wait for heaven to arrive… because driving several Cadillacs with their own elevators with dogs on the roof is better than riding a camel through heaven (everyone knows that cows belong in heaven not camels because camels have a hump on their back and god does not condone humping)

so it was with great joy and anguish that god said unto his chosen folks of the right religions (Christian, Mormon and Catholic), blame the poor, needy, middle class and war against women but tell the masses that you are doing the opposite so that they will believe you and vote for you and everyone on earth can go straight to hell in a basket

and ye of little faith, forgiveness, compassion, kindness, truth and love, GO FIRST into the Fire and pretend god will save you (which he will) but he will laugh his ass off as the others jump in. And for that sacrifice, you will be rewarded with a bunch of virgins and Cayman Island accounts full.

Flash forward to 2012 when the Wrath of god is upon us because we did not learn anything

Mostly, some of us think Christianity in America has gone barking-mad insane.

http://truth-out.org/opinion/item/8711-the-weight

What’s the difference between a fetus, a corporation, and a woman?

The first two are considered people by the GOP.

Romneykins

Ann Romney has multiple sclerosis & had breast cancer SO WHAT have the Romneys DONE for SICK mothers who do NOT have the resources they do?  zip 0 nothing…

Mitt Romney said, without hesitation, that one of the first acts as president is “getting rid of Planned Parenthood” that serves millions of women with cancer screenings, contraception, and family planning, among others. He supported the Blunt amendment giving employers medical rights over women’s healthcare issues, and said he wants women to have dignity of working at the same time he fawns over his wife because she had the luxury to stay home and raise children. In Romney’s budget, poor and middle class women face massive cuts to programs that provide healthcare and food assistance for their children while the wealthy receive greater tax cuts. It is too late for Romney to “get the women” to support any Republican much less a wealthy elitist who promises to escalate the war on women if he is elected.

http://www.politicususa.com/republicans-have-awakened-a-livid-female-giant-who-will-make-them-pay.html

GOP’s imaginary war on women

Women have spent the past year watching Republicans redefine rape, vote for gender pay inequality, restrict their access to cancer screenings and contraception, and give employers the right to deny healthcare if it went against their religious beliefs

Virginia is now the 8th state with forced ultrasounds before abortion, along with AL, AZ, FL, KS, LA, MS, and TX.

NC has passed a forced ultrasound law similar to TX’s but NC’s law is currently unenforceable pending a court decision.

The Iowa Republican said the most important work is “raising children right,” and part of that means that “they get the message to be self-reliant, not to rely on the government, but to be self-reliant as Ann and Mitt Romney’s five sons are.”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/19/house-republicans-low-income-moms-ann-romney_n_1438835.html

Romney’s self reliant sons received $100 million dollars from their father.

The problem, as Ann Romney is demonstrating, is simple: the fiscal conservative agenda of austerity that seeks to reward the investor class above all others is fundamentally incompatible with the social conservative agenda that promotes the idea of having a bunch of children and making sure that parents have time and money to care for them and allow them to succeed in life.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/04/29/1086789/-The-anti-family-effects-of-austerity

 

so womens UP and Vote against the GOP !!!

3 thoughts on “A tale of two mitties

  1. I’m not American or a woman, but that Romney dude (and the GOP as a whole) scares me.
    I get the feeling that this whole big push towards right-wing Christian morality stems from the fear of Islam after the terrorist attacks in 2001.

    If Americans are not careful, they’ll vote in someone similar to Joe McCarthy and you’ll have a whole new witc….
    Sorry. Forgot about the homeland security thing.

    Ahh, you’re all fucked.
    Just let the South secede and be done with them.

  2. This is awesome, sums up the GOP, if they get in the white house, I hope u all enjoy living in the 1950s. I’m from canada, so this really won’t affect me, but the GOP scares me everytime I think of all they are doing to womens rights, they all need to go!

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